Showing posts with label the pig. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the pig. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

tuesdays

Today is Tuesday the 8th of May 2007. I love tuesdays. And I hate them too.

I love the fact that I do not have morning session on tuesdays. Which means that I do not have to stand and be really loud for 2 hours. Which means that I can finish up the never-ending work in tot tot. Wahahahahaha.
I hate the fact that I was suddenly given 2 extra tasks to complete. Which are due tomorrow. Damnit!

I love the fact that today is already tuesday. Which means that I only have another one day of 4 hours back-to-back classes. Which means that I have already done 4 lesson records. Wahahahahaha.
I hate the fact that today is a tuesday. Which means that I have stood for 4 hours straight just now. Which means that my legs are sore now. Damnit!

I love the fact that the days have suddenly been lessened by 7 days. And the airticket is confirmed. And I can see mr khoo in 45 days. Wahahahahaha.
I hate the fact that there is STILL another 45 days to go. Damnit!

I love the fact that I am blogging after so long. Which means that I am enjoying crapping once again. Which means that I love this blog that mr khoo has done for me. Wahahahahaha.
I hate the fact that I am actually blogging instead of doing my work. Which means that I am procrastinating. Which means that I have wasted my time. Which means that I have less time and energy doing my work for today which included (get ready ya) : first briefing, lesson records, preparing for tomorrow's class, memorizing a stupid poem, preparing for tomorrow's training and writing the annoying book reports. DAMNIT!

The paradox of tuesdays.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

fe-ive, fe-ive and fe-ive

Today is the 5th of May.
The fifth day of the fifth month.
The day I said Happy Fifth Month to the pig.
The pig will be back in another fifty-five days.
Ahhh...isn't 5 a wonderful number?

Friday, May 04, 2007

a story about a pig

Once upon a time, there was a boy. Well, there was nothing remarkable about this boy. Except for one thing. He could sleep like a pig. He could fall asleep faster than you could call his name. Heck, he could even fall asleep faster than you could blink your eyes! He did not stir a bit when a certain someone was calling him. Well, what do you expect from someone who could sleep through noises not unlike elephant trampling about right above and around him. Oh, did I mention that I was that certain someone? Sigh...what a remarkable stupig (stupid+pig)