a story about a pig

Once upon a time, there was a boy. Well, there was nothing remarkable about this boy. Except for one thing. He could sleep like a pig. He could fall asleep faster than you could call his name. Heck, he could even fall asleep faster than you could blink your eyes! He did not stir a bit when a certain someone was calling him. Well, what do you expect from someone who could sleep through noises not unlike elephant trampling about right above and around him. Oh, did I mention that I was that certain someone? Sigh...what a remarkable stupig (stupid+pig)